thank you, by the way. (thank you for saving my life)
you’re so beautiful, lovely. (forever. even through all of this)
you are too. (more than you can even know)
12:00AM
- Me (in the kitchen): *la di da cooking*
- Dad: What are you doing up?
- Me: *very startled* I can't sleep bc I keep getting nightmares.
- Dad: Oh, Alyssa, there is nothing to be scared about.
- Me: How about you have many nightmares and then tell me that again?
- Dad: I do have nightmares. It's just something you have to overcome.
- Me: *goes back to cooking*
- Dad: What do you have them about?
- Me: Human torture, kidnapping, getting shot in the head. The usual.
- Dad: *not paying attention*
- Me: *ugh*
- Dad: I have no idea where these ants are coming from.
- Me: *seriously gives up. collapses into a heap of worms. and wiggles away all amoeba-like*
Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
